You’ve heard the original
You’ve heard the Ke$hastuck version
You’ve heard the Glee version
Now prepare to have your pants blown off by the Prince of Heart version
BRO: Come on Davey, just like we practiced, you can do it!
BRO: I’m so proud of you li’l man.
“Come on Davey, just like we practiced, you can do it!”
Dirk’s almost jogging from the camera set on the coffee table and when he knees the little shit knows its his time to shine.
In year and a half Dave had been born, their world was turned upside down. Their parents died and left the little guy in Dirk’s hands. At first he was in no way able to take care of a kid because fuck he may be his brother but he’s not even twenty yet.
But Dave had grown on him, and he’s always been such a little trooper. Even when they sometimes ran out of food and had to ration things out, or when they couldn’t stay in their apartment because Dirk couldn’t make rent. Scary times, and it became more hectic when CPS came calling because all they had seen was a grown man with odd sunglasses carrying an infant with the same (albeit smaller) set of shades.
There was a point in time Dirk may have lost Dave if he didn’t clean up his act. He had to get a job, get a proper life and fuck get a proper everything. It took a lot of time, and a little dipping into a fund he’d been saving for when Dave was older, but he did it.
So looking back, times had been tough, and Dirk let out a lazy smile as Dave began to toddle towards him.
Arms outstretch and catch the boy just before he falls, and he’s brought into his brothers arms.
“I’m so proud of you li’l man.”
i drew a desktop background for myself 0v0
uh yeah i said like yesterday i think that i really REALLY wanted to do this so i did it. hella
i thought it would be fun to design a lolita version of the snk uniform, so here it is, with beautiful armin as my model. i will have to admit i really want to draw eren rocking this now though
keep in mind i am basing this on fashion and not on whether or not this outfit would actually make any sense in battle lmao, i’m pretty sure you would break an ankle immediately, but at least you’d look cute as fuck doing it i guess. hope you guys like this!
im crying because this is so cute but what is money;;
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
*Gets up from seat and leaves*
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
So, my friend was like “If there’s Valentine’s Day for Matesprits, then there should be three other holidays for the other quadrants.” Here’s the proposed plan:
Febuary 14 (Matespritstag)
Celebrated as Valentine’s Day, with Matesprits acting like Matesprits.
May 14 (Auspistice Day)
You and your (non-kismesis) rival have to work together to do something nice for your Auspistice.
August 14 (Kismeseve)
Like Matespritstag, but the opposite. Do something big, showy and antagonistic for that special someone.
November 14 (Moirailween)
Moirailween (also called friendsgiving) is a special time for pale-bros to thank one another for keeping them in check and always being there for them. As with all fall-holidays, unhealthy food is involved.
Once per year, on the date that you met your Kismesis, you celebrate your Antagiversary! As with anniversaries and Matespritstag, your antagiversary will have a lot in common with Kismeseve. Perhaps you could pay special attention to remind your caliginous mate why you two first started hating each other so much.
Note: if anyone is artistic/good with photoshop, my friend and I want someone to make greeting cards for these days.
totes celebrating Nov14 with my moirail this week~
IT JUST FUCKING OCCURED TO ME THAT IN THIS SEEN GAMZEE IS OBVIOUSLY FLIPPING OFF KARKAT, NOW, WHY AM I POINTING THAT OUT!? BECAUSE YOU CAN TELL BY BOTH KARKAT AND KANAYA’S REACTION TO GAMZEE BEATING THE UTTER SHIT OUT OF TEREZI IS NOT A NORMAL BLACK-ROM RELATIONSHIP. NOW STOP AND THINK, WHO DOES KARKAT CARE ABOUT THE MOST?
THAT’S RIGHT FUCKERS, TEREZI.
THIS POOR FUCKING BOY HAS LOST ALL OF HIS FRIEND, ALL OF HIS GOOD FRIENDS, AND HAS SEEN HIS CLOSEST ONE LOOSE HIS FUCKING MIND!!! But what is so special about Terezi? Well, It’s not hard to look at context clues to tell HE HAS SOME MAJOR FUCKING FEELINGS FOR HER.
WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE POINT, MAYBE, JUST FUCKING MAYBE, GAMZEE ISN’T AFTER TEREZI, MAYBE, JUST FUCKING MAYBE HE IS CAUSING HER SO MUCH PAIN TO GET TO KARKAT, TO HURT HIM, TO BREAK THE POOR BOY EVEN MORE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT!?
IT FUCKING WORKED
SO MAYBE, JUST FUCKING MAYBE, GAMZEE DOESN’T GIVE TWO SHIT’S ABOUT TEREZI, AND IS ACTUALLY AIMING FOR KARKAT?